Monday, February 15, 2016

Ass Clown of the Day: John Kasich



Look at him.  It's a face that looks like Gollum.  Well, maybe a bit more hair.

Here's the thing with John Kasich.  He passes himself up as the reasonable midwest "Oh, Gosh" candidate, but lurking behind that ugly puss is his record in Ohio and it's pretty dismal:

1) School scores have fallen significantly under Kasich's rule.

2) School funding for Ohio's public districts have also fallen.123

3) Test scores from Students have also fallen, while tuition costs at Ohio's public universities have skyrocketed for instate residents.

4)  Funding for Ohio's library system - which twenty years ago was the gold standard for other states to measure against  - has continually dropped as Kasich pushes funding support down onto property owners already suffering from property tax fatigue.

5) Kasich's claim of new job creation for Ohio isn't quite what he says it is.

6) Ohio's Heroin problems have exploded under the Kasich administration.  In towns like Marion, Mansfield, Canton, Steubenville and Portsmouth, local governments cannot keep up with the issues of crime, decline in property values and medical costs absorbed by local medical facilities.

And this should especially be of great concern - Kasich's connections to the Koch Brothers.

When it comes to being the Koch Brother's midwest Meat Puppet, when Scott Walker was trounced in early debates, the Koch's anointed Kasich as their point person.

So we appoint John Kasich as Ass Clown of the Day for 2/15/2016.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Ass Clown of the Day: Carly Fiorina Aborts Her Campaign



Our Ass Clown for today, 2/10/2016 is non other than former GOP presidential hopeful, Carly Fiorina.  In other words, Fiorina aborted her camapign, refusing to carry it to full term.

What makes Fiorina our ass clown for the day?

1) She lied, through her teeth about the Planned Parenthood Video.  And it was the only way she could get any press.  And that is exactly why she lied about it.

2) She did not save Hewlett Packard, despite what she said.  HP is a far weaker company than it was before her.   And she didn't leave HP, she was given a box, her severance and shown the door.

3) She "steered" (stole)  a group of preschools and used them as props without permission from their parents.

And only a total pervert uses children without their parents knowledge of what is going on.

But let's get back to that number one up above.

What makes Carly an Ass Clown is that she lied - in a big, big, way, and when she was was proven wrong she continued to dig herself even deeper into the hole, until finally, no one cared about anything she had to say.

Her mitigating factor for today's award?  Well she did take the hint that she lost and left that campaign trail on her own, with letting the pundits start a pool on when she was going to take the hint and leave.

So our Ass Clown for 2/10/2016 is CARLY FIORINA!

Good luck Carly.  And better luck to the people who have to deal with her.

CONVENTION WATCH BONUS!  Let's see if Carly demands time on the dias at the 2016 RNC Convention in Cleveland.