North Carolina's Representative Dan Bishop is an ass clown, and a CUNT

Who is this, you ask?

This is North Carolina State Representative Dan Bishop.

Dan Bishop is the shit for brains state legislator behind North Carolina's recent law that makes it a felony for trans men and women to use the correct bathroom in public, and instead forces them into the use of the bathroom according to the gender on their birth certificates.

Worse still, Bishop is now blaming all this on the Mayor of Charlotte, North Carolina, whose city passed a non-discrimination ordinance with regard to the use of bathrooms by the transgendered.  You see, the N.C. legislature would never have had to taken such measures had the city of Charlotte heeded the warning that Bishop and his ilk fired across its bow not to do this.  And because Charlotte did this, it left the legislature no other option but to strike back in the name of righteousness and humiliation.

See, like wife beaters who tell their friends "I never would have hit her but she was asking for it...", the N.C. state legislature would never have done this had Charlotte not made them angry.  By framing it this way, Bishop and his buddies can wash their hands of any wrongdoing.

MOREOVER, when PayPay announced today that it would not move forward with its planned expansion into North Carolina - one that promised to add in 23 million dollars in taxable payroll to the state economy because it is displeased with North Carolina's passage of this measure, Bishop and his ilk - instead of taking their lumps for their stupidity - did what.

They blamed the city of Charlotte for bringing this down upon the tar heel state.   See in Bishop's mind, he did nothing wrong.  It's everyone else gone mad.

Now, in addition to being an assclown, this guy is also a CUNT.  Why?  Because the word CUNT looks better on his stupid ass face than ass clown, that's why.

And it would offend this self righteous bigot for him to be called this.

But you see, Mr. Bishop, I didn't want to put the word CUNT on your picture, but you made this happen by being such a bold face CUNT about all this.   MOREOVER, Mr. Bishop, if I ran the world, you would have to wear a badge that says I'm a CUNT ASS HAT PRICK.  But since I don't run the world, you just have to be happy beings a CUNT.

I know, it's sucks to be you. Pity that.

Ass Clown of the Day: John Kasich

Look at him.  It's a face that looks like Gollum.  Well, maybe a bit more hair.

Here's the thing with John Kasich.  He passes himself up as the reasonable midwest "Oh, Gosh" candidate, but lurking behind that ugly puss is his record in Ohio and it's pretty dismal:

1) School scores have fallen significantly under Kasich's rule.

2) School funding for Ohio's public districts have also fallen.123

3) Test scores from Students have also fallen, while tuition costs at Ohio's public universities have skyrocketed for instate residents.

4)  Funding for Ohio's library system - which twenty years ago was the gold standard for other states to measure against  - has continually dropped as Kasich pushes funding support down onto property owners already suffering from property tax fatigue.

5) Kasich's claim of new job creation for Ohio isn't quite what he says it is.

6) Ohio's Heroin problems have exploded under the Kasich administration.  In towns like Marion, Mansfield, Canton, Steubenville and Portsmouth, local governments cannot keep up with the issues of crime, decline in property values and medical costs absorbed by local medical facilities.

And this should especially be of great concern - Kasich's connections to the Koch Brothers.

When it comes to being the Koch Brother's midwest Meat Puppet, when Scott Walker was trounced in early debates, the Koch's anointed Kasich as their point person.

So we appoint John Kasich as Ass Clown of the Day for 2/15/2016.

Ass Clown of the Day: Carly Fiorina Aborts Her Campaign

Our Ass Clown for today, 2/10/2016 is non other than former GOP presidential hopeful, Carly Fiorina.  In other words, Fiorina aborted her camapign, refusing to carry it to full term.

What makes Fiorina our ass clown for the day?

1) She lied, through her teeth about the Planned Parenthood Video.  And it was the only way she could get any press.  And that is exactly why she lied about it.

2) She did not save Hewlett Packard, despite what she said.  HP is a far weaker company than it was before her.   And she didn't leave HP, she was given a box, her severance and shown the door.

3) She "steered" (stole)  a group of preschools and used them as props without permission from their parents.

And only a total pervert uses children without their parents knowledge of what is going on.

But let's get back to that number one up above.

What makes Carly an Ass Clown is that she lied - in a big, big, way, and when she was was proven wrong she continued to dig herself even deeper into the hole, until finally, no one cared about anything she had to say.

Her mitigating factor for today's award?  Well she did take the hint that she lost and left that campaign trail on her own, with letting the pundits start a pool on when she was going to take the hint and leave.

So our Ass Clown for 2/10/2016 is CARLY FIORINA!

Good luck Carly.  And better luck to the people who have to deal with her.

CONVENTION WATCH BONUS!  Let's see if Carly demands time on the dias at the 2016 RNC Convention in Cleveland.